I meant it more tonge in cheek, but know we all love one another here    

I live in the Capital and we are currently going through a series of big quakes   

Last nights 6.5 was real fun,  NOT!. No home damage, just a few new cracks, and one very jittery cat. After the big one, she decamped outside under the picnic table for a few hours - in the cold.

Heaps of aftershocks presently. I am working from Home as business as evoked BCP. Our office has to structurely checked before we are allowed back.