Hilarious! people buying fresh meat

It's funny even if I don't know what they're saying.

This has probably been shared before, but it's awesomeness deserves a repeat:

Quoting Zwollenaar:

Quote:

You just confirmed what a lot of people think of blonds

Then there must be a lot of blondes using this forum. I think blondes is the female form.

Dutch insurance commercial 

An idea done 100 times, but of the ones I searched for, I like the quality of this one best (as well as the e end message)

Knorkator - Kinderlied (Children's Song)
Knorkator is a ... well let's say they don't take themselves really all that serious, and often they are simply to freakish for my tase. But every once in a while they sneak in a real gem. Translation by me:

Our fathers are lame ducks,
have never achieve anything,
Always dreamed of the big breakthrough,
But that's not so easy.

Today, they stand before the ruins
of their wretched existence,
always making fools of themselves
for a few hundred fans.

By now over forty,
all scruples put away
they throw their own offsprings
into the race.

Let's make you into a pop star,
have they said happily,
But whether we really want this,
has nobody asked.

[i]Chorus:
Now we stand here
In the Spotlight
Are presented.
They stare at us.
We can't defend ourselves.

We are much too small
for the business
for the Rock 'n' Roll
feeling used as cannon fodder
For your greed and vanity. [/i]

The very slanted choice of words,
that almost breaks my tongue
and doesn't fit my
childish rhetoric at all

In addition, I can not sing,
but the technique is helping out
edited on the computer
is every single note.

Chorus