| Registered: April 8, 2007 |  Posts: 1,057 |
| | Posted: | | | | News headlines from 2035
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally
but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
Spotted Owl plague threatens Western North America crops & livestock.
Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of
the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Iraq, Syria, and Lebanon)
Afghanistan still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least
two thousand more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
35 year study: diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
Nursing home event... Bill Clinton denies allegations of affair with
candy striper.
Texas executes last remaining citizen.
Upcoming NFL draft likely to focus on use of mutants.
Baby conceived naturally.....scientists stumped.
Authentic year 2000 "chad" sells at Sotheby's for $4.6 million.
Ozone created by electric cars now killing thousands in Los Angeles.
Average height of NBA players now nine foot seven inches.
Microsoft announces it has perfected its newest version of Windows so it
crashes BEFORE installation is completed. | | | If I felt any better I'd be sick!
Envy is mental theft. If you covet another mans possessions, then you should be willing to take on his responsibilities, heartaches, and troubles, along with his money. D. Koontz |
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| Registered: March 13, 2007 | Reputation:  |  Posts: 3,195 |
| | Posted: | | | | You forgot Skip postes his 1,000,000 message from his retirement on Mars. | | | | First registered: February 15, 2002 |
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| Registered: March 13, 2007 | | Posts: 550 |
| | Posted: | | | | Quoting Patsa: Quote:
You forgot Skip postes his 1,000,000 message from his retirement on Mars. And it will be in regards to something like how to properly credit aliens or artificial intelligence  | | | Schultzy - http://www.michaelschultz.net
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| Registered: June 12, 2007 | | Reputation: | | Posts: 2,665 |
| | Posted: | | | | Quoting schultzy: Quote:
And it will be in regards to something like how to properly credit aliens or artificial intelligence And the how is: As Credited (until the Credit Lookup DB is finally wrestled into shape)  | | | | Bad movie? You're soaking in it! | | | | Last edited: by tweeter |
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 | kemper | | Vodka martini... shaken.. |
| Registered: March 13, 2007 |  Posts: 402 |
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