| Registered: March 13, 2007 | Reputation:  |  Posts: 5,491 |
| | Posted: | | | | A young man goes into the Job Center in San Francisco, Cailfornia
and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant.
Interested he goes to learn more –
'Can you give me some more details about this?' ,,
he asks the guy behind the desk.
The Job Center man sorts through his files & replies - 'Oh yes here it is :
The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the gynecologist. You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and carefully wash their genital regions. You then apply
shaving foam and gently shave off all their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. There's an annual salary of $45,000, but you're going to have to go to Stockton California.
That's about 60 miles from here.'
'Oh why, is that where the job's at?'
'No sir - that's the end of the line !!!!!!!
edit: ackk This is supposed to be in the joke postings.., clicked New post instead of reply.. | | | In the 60's, People took Acid to make the world Weird. Now the World is weird and People take Prozac to make it Normal.
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| Registered: March 16, 2007 | | Reputation: |  Posts: 943 |
| | Posted: | | | | This would be THE dream job!!! | | | Just in from somewhere left of the middle of nowhere
The Holy See
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| Registered: March 14, 2007 |  Posts: 742 |
| | Posted: | | | | Just keep in mind that only a small percentage of women look like centerfolds....  | | | | Lutz |
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| Registered: May 19, 2007 | Reputation:  | | Posts: 6,730 |
| | Posted: | | | | Quoting Floorwalker: Quote:
This would be THE dream job!!! I think for a heterosexual it would be hell. Like working in a candy store is for a chocoholic. After about three weeks you just don't like it anymore. After three months you develop allergic reactions. After three years you'll grab your AK-47. | | | It all seems so stupid, it makes me want to give up!
But why should I give up, when it all seems so stupid?
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| Registered: March 13, 2007 |  Posts: 402 |
| | Posted: | | | | This made me think of an ex-GF who was a nurse in an ER and some of her war stories of the slime that would ooze out to the southern hemisphere of some of their patients |
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| Registered: March 14, 2007 | | Posts: 742 |
| | Posted: | | | | Bet your nightside talks were the highlights of your relationship... | | | | Lutz |
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| Registered: March 13, 2007 | | Posts: 347 |
| | Posted: | | | | Quoting widescreenforever: Quote:
edit: ackk This is supposed to be in the joke postings.., clicked New post instead of reply.. Who cares .... still got a really good laugh outta me and got you .... a ....  | | | | Antec Nine Hundred case, 4GB A-Data DDR2 800 RAM, Intel Core 2 Duo E6750 Conroe 2.66GHz, ASUS P5K-E/WIFI-AP MB, XFX GeForce 8600GT XXX 256MB 128-bit GDDR3 video card, ZALMAN CNPS9500 AT 2 Ball CPU Cooling Fan/Heatsink, Seagate Barracuda 320GB 7200 RPM SATA 3.0Gb/s HDD, Zerodba 620W PSU, LITE-ON 20X DVD±R DVD with LightScribe SATA, Samsung CDDVDW SH-S203B SATA, Hanns-G HH281 28" monitor, Kodak ESP3250 printer, Klipsch ProMedia 2.1 speakers, Windows 7 Professional | | | | Last edited: by mwkirchner |
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