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| Registered: March 13, 2007 | | Posts: 4,596 |
| | Posted: | | | | Men are like fine wine . They start out as grapes; and it's up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. | | | | My WebGenDVD online Collection |
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| Registered: March 24, 2007 | Reputation:  |  Posts: 2,044 |
| | Posted: | | | | | | | DVD Profiler for iOS as of 3/5/2013
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| Registered: March 19, 2007 | Reputation:  |  Posts: 6,018 |
| | Posted: | | | | Men are like matches - once they catch fire, they lose their heads.  |
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| Registered: March 14, 2007 | | Reputation: |  Posts: 17,804 |
| | Posted: | | | | Men are like remote controls - simple, easy to use and usually lying around a TV. | | | | Thorsten |
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| Registered: May 19, 2007 | Reputation:  | | Posts: 6,730 |
| | Posted: | | | | How to impress a woman: Bring flowers, do the washing, do the cooking, do something unexpected nice, etc.. How to impress a man: Show up naked and bring beer  | | | It all seems so stupid, it makes me want to give up!
But why should I give up, when it all seems so stupid?
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| Registered: March 14, 2007 | | Posts: 489 |
| | Posted: | | | | I t took the best Hell had to offer to tempt Eve,
It only took a woman to tempt a man. | | | | Do Cheshire Cats drink evaporated milk? |
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| Registered: May 12, 2007 | | Posts: 11 |
| | Posted: | | | | Men are like ........Laxatives . They irritate the shiitake mushroom out of you.
Men are like ........ Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like ........ Vacations . They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like ........ Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like ........ Blenders . You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like ........ Chocolate Bars . Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like ....... Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like ........ Department Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
Men are like ........ Government Bonds . They take soooooooo long to mature.
Men are like ........ Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like ........ Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like ........ Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Men are like ........ Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like ........ Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
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| Registered: March 13, 2007 | | Reputation: | | Posts: 2,394 |
| | Posted: | | | | Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines. | | | Another Ken (not Ken Cole)
Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges.
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| Registered: March 13, 2007 | | Posts: 4,596 |
| | Posted: | | | | Quoting kdh1949: Quote:
Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines.  | | | | My WebGenDVD online Collection |
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| Registered: March 13, 2007 | | Reputation: |  Posts: 3,436 |
| | Posted: | | | | God gave men two heads, but only enough blood to operate one at a time. (Robin Williams) | | | Achim [諾亞信； Ya-Shin//Nuo], a German in Taiwan.
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| Registered: March 13, 2007 | | Reputation: | | Posts: 2,394 |
| | Posted: | | | | Quoting 8ballMax: Quote:
Quoting kdh1949:
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Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines.
I got this thought from someone's signature on another site many years ago. | | | Another Ken (not Ken Cole)
Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges.
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