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10 Bush Funnies
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1. "I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport." - Washington, D.C., Oct. 3, 2001

2.  "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." - Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

3. "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." - Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

4. "There's no doubt in my mind that we should allow the world worst leaders to hold America hostage, to threaten our peace, to threaten our friends and allies with the world's worst weapons." - South Bend, Indiana, Sept. 5, 2002

5. "There's an old...saying in Tennessee...I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee that says Fool me once...(3 second pause)... Shame on...(4 second pause)...Shame on you....(6 second pause)...Fool me...Can't get fooled again." - Nashville, Tennessee, Sept. 17, 2002

6. "See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction." - Milwaukee, Wis., Oct. 3, 2003

7. "The ambassador and the general were briefing me on the -- the vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice." - Washington, D.C., Oct. 27, 2003

8. "I'm looking forward to a good night's sleep on the soil of a friend." - on visiting Denmark, Washington D.C., June 29, 2005

9. "Wow! Brazil is big."  after being shown a map of Brazil by Brazilian president Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva, Brasilia, Brazil, Nov. 6, 2005

10.  A TIE BETWEEN:
"Rarely is the question asked, 'Is our children learning'?" - Florence, S.C. Jan 11 2000
"The illiteracy level of our children are appalling." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 23, 2004
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The former Ministerpräsident of Bavaria, Germany Mr. Edmund Stoiber has a similar problem with speeches.

I did my best to translate it - but it's already incomprehensible in german:

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If you [no verb here] from the main station in Munich with 10 minutes without having to check in, then you basically lift off at the airport, at the main station in Munich. 10 minutes. Look at the large airports. If you [no verb here] in Heathrow, in London or somewhere else .. Charles de Gaulle, in France or in Rome. If you look at the distances. If you look at Frankfurt. You'll see that you'll need at least 10 minutes to find your gate.
If you start from the airp... from the main station, you board the main station and drive to the airport "Franz-Joseph Strauß" with the Transrapid within 10 minutes. That practically means that you lift off from the main station here in Munich. That basically means that the main station gets closer to Bavaria, to the bavarian cities, because - that's obvious - many train lines are coming here.


Here's another translation on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMUxRA4B9GE

Another good thing was:

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Sundays, when I sit in my garden for half an hour, an hour or two hours and the wheather is ok then I am recharging my batteries [figuratively - Karsten]. And I've gotten used to going into my garden every morning and to execute or straighten up a flower. Sometimes I'm mowing. Apart from that I tell my wife what I would do and then she does it or she does it with the gardener.
Karsten
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@Rico:
Just 10?? I know for a fact there has got to be more.   

Mike
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@Rico:
Just 10?? I know for a fact there has got to be more.   

Mike


And here's a link to plenty more 
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Bush Declares California Disaster Area — in General
President Bush visits disaster sites in California, offering federal relief if the state promises to "not be so radical."
by George Wolfe

INLAND EMPIRE — After winter mudslides, raging wildfires, and now the spread of gay marriages, President Bush declared California to be[b] "a real disaster area, y'know -- in general."
"California is indeed a situation of mass destruction and chaos… it's truly a danger to the rest of the world. But with your help we can make it a safer place to live."[/b]

— George W. Bush
If I felt any better I'd be sick!
Envy is mental theft. If you covet another mans possessions, then you should be willing to take on his responsibilities, heartaches, and troubles, along with his money. D. Koontz
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