25 Signs You May Be Canadian

1. You're not offended by the term "HOMO MILK".

2. . You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped
my poutine, on the chesterfield."

3. You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.

4. You drink Pop, not Soda.

5. You know that a Mickey and 24's mean, "party at the camp, eh!!!"

6. You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for
your holidays, with good cigars .

7. You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway.

8. You drive on a highway, not a freeway.

9. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.

10. You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical
group.

11. You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.

12. You brag to Americans that; Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion & Mike
Myers are Canadians. ... also , Alex Trebec, David Foley, Matthew Perry etc.etc.

13. You know that the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a Canadian!

14. You know what a toque is.

15. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

16. You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always
pronounced "Zed".

17. Your local newspaper covers the national news on 2 pages, but requires 6
pages for hockey.

18. You know that the four seasons mean: almost winter, winter, still
winter, and road work.

19. You know that when it's 25 degrees outside, it's a warm day.

20. You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.

21. You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan".

22. You perk up when you hear the theme song from 'Hockey Night in Canada'.

23. You are in grade 12, not the 12th grade.

24. "Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary, and is more polite
than, "Huh?"

25. You actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all of your
Canadian friends! Then you send them to your American friends just to
confuse them!

Well, Ken you were just weird.             

Now i have to go find some vittles.

Skip

The Official Canadian Temperature  Conversion Chart

50º Fahrenheit (10°C)
Californians shiver  uncontrollably.   
Canadians plant gardens.

35º Fahrenheit (1.6°C)
Italian cars won't  start. 
Canadians drive with the windows down.

32º Fahrenheit (0°C)
American water  freezes. 
Canadian water gets thicker.

0º Fahrenheit (-17.9°C)
New York Cityl andlords finally  turn on the heat. 
Canadians have the last cookout of the  season.

-60º Fahrenheit (-51°C)
Mt. St. Helens  freezes.   
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies  door-to-door.

-100º Fahrenheit (-73°C) 
Santa Claus abandons the North  Pole. 
Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

-173º Fahrenheit (-114°C)
Ethyl alcohol  Freezes. 
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the  keg.

-460º Fahrenheit (-273°C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion  stops.
Canadians start saying "Cold eh?"

-500º Fahrenheit (-295°C)
Hell freezes over. 
The Canucks win the Stanley Cup

Quoting skipnet50:

Quote:
Well, Ken you were just weird.             

Now i have to go find some vittles.

Skip

I was NOT weird.  Back home, when I had a "soda," it was made with ice cream and either cola or some other carbonated beverage.  Unless it was root beer with the ice cream -- when it would than be a "float."  But soft drinks were either "coke" (regardless of the maker or flavor) or "pop."  I think it's the people East of the Allegheny mountains who are weird.