I feel your pain.  Working on my third teenaged daughter, with two more to go...and people wonder why my hair is turning gray. 

Quoting kemper:

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Anybody want to take in a middle aged male and almost 900 DVDs until the daughter moves out?

No, but I can take your daughter in for a while, I'll teach her some manners.
HAH, I just had to say it.

I mean, I'm pretty much her generation so... meh, maybe getting a little older.
So don't take it in a bad way. XD

Actually, I'm an 'Iron Maiden'-fan, IRONically.
I'll just use loud music on her.

Quoting Unicus69:

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I feel your pain.  Working on my third teenaged daughter, with two more to go...and people wonder why my hair is turning gray. 

Hehe...I also have five daughters so I feel for you  Only one teen left who is now 19.

Can't help you with the lying, Commander.

However, learn these lyrics from Rodney Atkins. You're gonna need them.

The Declaration of Independence
Think I could tell you that first sentence
But then I’m lost

I can't begin to count the theories
I've had pounded in my head
That I forgot

I don't remember all that Spanish
Or the Gettysburg address
But there is one speech from high school
I'll never forget

(Chorus)
Come on in boy sit on down
And tell me about yourself
So you like my daughter do you now?
Yeah we think she's something else
She's her daddy's girl
Her momma's world
She deserves respect
That’s what she'll get
Ain’t it son?
Hey y'all run along and have some fun
I'll see you when you get back
Bet I’ll be up all night
Still cleanin' this gun

Well now that I’m a father
I’m scared to death one day my daughter
Is gonna find
That teenage boy I used to be
That seems to have just one thing on his mind

She’s growin' up so fast
It won't be long before
I’ll have to put the fear of god into
Some kid at the door

(Chorus)
Come on in boy sit on down
And tell me about yourself
So you like my daughter do you now?
Yeah we think she's something else
She's her daddy's girl
Her momma's world
She deserves respect
That’s what she'll get
Now ain't it son?
Y’all go out and have some fun
I'll see you when you get back
Probably be up all night
Still cleanin' this gun

Now it's all for show
Ain’t nobody gonna get hurt
It’s just a daddy thing
And hey, believe me, man it works

(Chorus)
Come on in boy sit on down
And tell me about yourself
So you like my daughter do you now?
Yeah we think she's something else
She's her daddy's girl
Her momma's world
She deserves respect
That’s what she'll get
Now ain't it son?
Y’all run along and have a little fun
I'll see you when you get back
Probably be up all night
Still cleanin' this gun

Son, now y'all buckle up and have her back by te- let's say about nine...thirty.
Drive safe.

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OK... you guys are scaring me now... my one and only daughter just recently turned 13.    My biggest problem so far is that she is always on the phone.

Tell me about it... if it wasn't for the flat rate phone bill there is no way she would be on the phone the way she is now. 13 years old and there is time (on weekends) where she is still on the phone when I am ready to go to bed! who knows how long she is up gabbing with her friends. 

Quoting m.cellophane:

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My oldest daughter became a problem at around 15 and our life was hell until she was 18. She left home and has found her way over the last couple of years. The hell part is when they're living in your house and you're responsible for them, and they thwart everything.

Tell me about it. My eldest is 16 and our life is hell when she's at home. Luckily, the younger one is almost 4 and she helps to ease the pain.

You want to hear it bad, 

I went through it with 2 STEP daughters.

I feel for all of you